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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs? Nice tits!"
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"How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there"
"""Donald says he wants to run for President and move on into the White House... ...why not; it wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home"" -Snoop Dogg"
"Include a snapshot of Doge the dog with your #resume. When asked about it during the interview, reply ""What do you meme?"""
"3 - DAD! HEY DAD! Me: Don't yell from the door son! Walk here and talk to me 3 - *walks over* 3 - I stepped in dog poop, what should I do?"
"What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange? Check, mate!"
"My biological clock must be off.. I'm getting morning wood in the evening"
"Mickey Mantle knew 2 things. Drinking, and how to play drunk baseball."
"How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb??"
"Liz from HR just called me in. I guess my thigh gap is distracting everyone, like that's my fault"