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Joke of the Day

"How many fingers does the Dragonborn have? (x-post from r/gaming) Four fingers and a thu'um."

"What does the horse call the pigs on his farm? Neigh-boars."

"Which video game would Adolf Hitler play? Mein Kraft"

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field"

"The only relative I want to see at my door is Papa John."

"I'm the guy at the gym laying face down on the treadmill telling everyone ""I'm ok, I'm ok"""

"In America they have stand up comedy... In the Balkans we have Sit Down Tragedy."

"My psychologist said that I am losing my mind, and I don't agree. I'd say that my mind is losing me."

"Elmer Fudd knew how to deal with a duck face."

"I tried driving today without texting, eating or getting high but it was so boring I fell asleep at the wheel. Thanks, Oprah."