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Joke of the Day

"Grandma complained that no one ever calls, so I put a ""How's My Driving?"" bumper sticker on her car...The phone pretty much rings off the hook now."

"The lead singer of Chumbawamba died earlier today. During his autopsy his body got knocked down...and that's when things got interesting."

"Zoo visitor: What's the new baby hippo's name? Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me."

"What is Asia's favourite sitcom? Everybody loves Ramen."

"My friend got hit with a soda can Don't worry, it was a *soft* drink! "

"From my gf Me: What are you planning on doing on MLK day? Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why? Her: I want to have dreams too"

"Men simply like to adjust their junk, it's not pocket science."

"Computer Joke: What do you call a fat man's jacket? Firmware"

"What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident? Hidden Run."

"Shopping when hungry means you end up buying food you will regret. Apply the same rule for not being too horny when going to the clubs/bars."