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Joke of the Day
"You're not allowed to tweet screenshots of chats where you're the one who says the funny thing."
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"What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?? Jah-Bless!"
"""Dad, am I adopted?"" ""No. We haven't found anybody who wants you yet."""
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"Broccoli is like sex If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult"
"What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? Utter destruction! !!!!"
"Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem is overused, just like your mum."
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