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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has pricks on the outside."
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"Two retarded people are having sex. I guess you could say they were going downs on each other."
"What was the pedophile doing on the beach? Just kidding"
"What does a blonde do to impress others Names herself as James, then introduces herself as I am blonde, James Blonde"
"Guys! The Ultimate Warrior Is Not Dead! He just decided to return to Parts Unkown."
"How do you tell if a black woman is pregnant? All the cotton has been picked from her tampon."
"A well timed ""Have a good day!"" can be a great substitute for ""F*ck you!"" in almost every situation."
"Arrogant Co-Worker: Do you have any idea how many years of education I have? Me: Don't feel bad, I got held back a couple of times myself."
"Little Red Riding Hood is my favorite story about an idiot who can't tell the difference between a human and a wolf."
"What do you call children born of ginger people? Ginger-bred"