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Joke of the Day

"What if dogs are way smarter than we think and they just play dumb so they don't have to work and pay taxes."

"Everyone in my family is quite wealthy and successful... ...but I hate following the crowd, so I decided to become a panhandler instead. I beg to differ."

"[girl brings me back to her apartment] her: come to bed me: just one sec [velcro noises] [more velcro noises] [too many velcro noises]"

"Who would rule in a dog world ? The pawlice."

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? ....Dr Dre."

"You know that chick who said, ""Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels?""... Yeah, well I ate her."

"What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country? Japanese"

"What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders."

"I sweat less when I wear sunglasses ... Because I feel cooler"

"Ever hear the joke about the punchline thief? ."