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Joke of the Day
"You know that chick who said, ""Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels?""... Yeah, well I ate her."
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"Did you hear about the dancer's birthday? It was a tappy one!"
"How ironic is it that gay marriage is legal, but conservatives are the ones getting butthurt?"
"Why was 9 scared of 10 10 8 4 Ha"
"Have you ever smelled moth balls? Yes? How'd you get their little legs apart? (Courtesy of my dad. Who laughed about this for 30 minutes.)"
"How to be rich for the rest of your life... Legally change your name to ""Rich"""
"What do vegetarian zombies eat? Grraaaiinns"
"I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point."
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? You don't tell her anything anymore, you've already explained twice."
"How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat? One. It's a trick question."