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Joke of the Day
"You know that chick who said, ""Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels?""... Yeah, well I ate her."
Next Joke
"I watched my dog chase his tail in circles for ten minutes. It amazed me how stupid and easily entertained he was. Then I realized I had just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes."
"Been going to the gym now for 6 weeks and have noticed some huge improvements. For one, they've fixed the water cooler."
"What do you call a Jewish pokemon trainer? Ash."
"How do you say constipated in german? Farhfrumpoopin'."
"The other day, I was looking through my socks, when I found one had a hole in it... ""darn it..."" I muttered."
"What is Klaus Teuber's (designer of Settlers of Catan) favorite TV show? Brick and Orety"
"How to tell if your house is haunted... ...it isn't."
"So I went to a zoo today... But it only had one small dog. It was a shih tzu."
"What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear? Denim denim denim"