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Joke of the Day

"Who would rule in a dog world ? The pawlice."

"If Obama had run against a cop in the 2012 Presidential Election... He would have got beaten."

"How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house? None because ice cream doesn't have bones."

"What did the father buffalo say to his son going off to college? Bison."

"If your phone gets wet put it in dry rice... at night the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronic device for cheap..."

"Why did the hipster go to the gynecologist? To get a Pabst smear."

"Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE? One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem."

"BUT YOU SAID IF I WANTED TO BE YOUR LOVER, I HAD TO GET WITH YOUR FRIENDS!"

"In Canada, we don't count by Mississippi's, we count by Saskatchewan's."

"What is the name of the Asian pointing out everyones mistakes? Xu wong"