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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about going to a holocaust museum? Free fap material"
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"What's the difference between a freezer and a faget? When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart"
"There are hundreds of features on a brand-new BMW; heated seats, bluetooth audio, laser-headlights, etc... Which among them goes completely ignored? The turn signals."
"Young mom: My baby is 34 months Me: Oh really I'm 407 months yeah I hope you like doing math you piece of shit"
"Some guy keeps saying he's going to post a pic of his girlfriend in his next submission to r/Femdom but never delivers OP is a flagellate"
"What do you do with a dead scientist? Barium"
"Jack and Jill... .....went up the hill so he could lick her candy, but jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, cause Jill now identifies as a male and had gotten sex change surgery a week before."
"Do you know what Twitter is? It's the spot between your twat and shitter."
"So I called my boss this morning. I said ""Hey boss, what's the difference between this morning and your daughter?"" He replied, ""I don't know. What?"" ""I won't be coming in this morning."""
"Drew Barrymore is so hot. That's why E.T. is one of my favorite movies."