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Joke of the Day
"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead!"
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"If Turkey was attacked from the rear Would Greece help?"
"I think Adam Johnson should remain on FIFA 16 Because it means that kids will get to play with him for once"
"I was watching the film, 'A Perfect Murder,' with my wife She told me she was getting scared. ""Is it the storyline?"" I asked. ""Not really,"" she replied. ""Stop taking notes."""
"The fastest way to find out if your wife is just pretending to be asleep to avoid sex is to pick up her phone and start scrolling."
"All the toys under the tree Have now gone completely missing You've been hit by You've been struck by Reverse Santa Claus"
"Two guys walk into a bar... The third one ducks."
"From now on, I'm referring to my ex girlfriends as ""yesterbae's."""
"If I am farther than you in candy crush I will automatically think im smarter than you."
"Why did Mozart kill his chickens? Because they were always saying, ""Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach"""