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Joke of the Day
"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead!"
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"Bad Cop: The proof is in the pudding. Good Cop: Stop putting all our evidence in pudding. Why do you keep putting our evidence in pudding?"
"Highlighter pens are the future... Mark my words"
"I don't get why people say ""They were busting their ass""? Wasn't it already cracked to begin with?"
"So, I was giving my nephew a bath the the other day...... and he pointed to my penis and asked ""Why is your penis bigger than mine?"" I looked at him and said ""That's because mine is erect!"""
"What's the difference between a dirty old bus station and a lobster with boobs? One's a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean."
"What was the first mention of soccer in the bible? When Jesus went up for the cross."
"Why do people get divorced in the holiday season? Because they Marry Christmas!"
"Don't be sad laundry.. No one is doing me either"
"I can not fathom how some people are exactly 6 feet tall."