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Joke of the Day
"How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat? One. It's a trick question."
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"I dont care or think about the people in my past... there is some reason why they didn't make it to my future!"
"I got 99 problems... and having a triple-digited number of problems ain't one."
"A ""ramification"" sounds a lot more fun than it actually is."
"[helping a pretty girl change a flat tire] me struggling to loosen lug nuts: Who put these on... Superman? her: I did"
"What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? Elephino!"
"I play the triangle in a reggae band It's quite easy. I just stand at the back and ting."
"What's the difference between training wheels and training bras? I need two hands to remove training wheels."
"Give a man some punch and he'll drink for a day. Teach a man to punch and he'll smash your face in for using this joke format again."
"Lazy thought by my girlfriend Her: ""Why is it Bees Knees, Why not Bees Nuts?"" (Deez nuts)"