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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between training wheels and training bras? I need two hands to remove training wheels."

"If you ever need 15 minutes of peace and quiet from texting, tell her to send a selfie."

"Maybe she's born with it... maybe it was a sex change."

"knock knock its me hitler and i have to poop, end of joke.jpg"

"12 YEAR OLD: I wrote a movie script called Suicide Squad but it's bad *throws in trash* HOLLYWOOD PRODUCER: *walks by trash* Hey what's this"

"""There can only be one!"" -Arab eyebrows"

"Sometimes its better to eliminate the problem rather than trying to solve it."

"I couldn't afford a vanity license plate, so I named my dog 956 XDM."

"What do you call a prisoner who's psychic,has dwarfism and escaped the prison? A small medium at large!"

"My jokes are like hot chicks Hard to get, and when you do they are not anywhere near as good as you thought they would be"