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Joke of the Day
"I play the triangle in a reggae band It's quite easy. I just stand at the back and ting."
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"Fun fact: if you took all the arteries and veins in a person's body and laid them end to end... Then that person would die."
"A man clicks on a post in /r/jokes... I'm watching you."
"""I know what you look like naked"" - me to my girlfriends identical twin sister, every single time I see her."
"Ever wonder why tiny little paper cuts hurt so bad? Cause you're a pussy"
"Special thanks to my dictionary for explaining the definition of ""many"" It means a lot."
"A mother walks in on her son playing with his privates... ""You really like those new toy soldiers, don't you?"""
"A procrastinator walks into a bar I'll post the rest later.."
"Lesbian vampires What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See you next month."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Byron ! Byron who ? Byron new suit !"