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"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts."
"Studies show that woman are better drivers. Sike!"
"If you want to remove wrinkles, pimples, face marks & 7 signs of skin-aging... Then you should try Adobe Photoshop!"
"Two fish in a tank... ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"
"Perhaps the darkest joke of all time. What happens when the sun goes down? It gets dark."
"What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Bolt can finish a race."
"How did the captain describe the newborn puppy? son-of-a-b***h..!!!"
"If six years of marriage has taught me anything its that couches are surprisingly comfortable to sleep on."
"BUNGEE JUMPING $25 per person. @$$holes get in FREE! No strings attached."