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Joke of the Day
"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? WANNA RIDE BIKES???"
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"A guy told me I'm bad at flirting and I got so mad I took back all the dead birds I nailed to his door."
"i imagine the people who slaved for years perfecting the google search algorithm would be so mad knowing i mainly use it now for spellcheck"
"Sorry, but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, a feather off a hawk and the blood of a unicorn."
"ISIS could be considered today's Rocket Power Because they are always blasting away!"
"A one liner I thought up while watching Anthony Bourdain's new show... ""I've seen more crazy shit than Anthony Bourdain's ass hole."""
"How does a plant walk? It uses a plant stand."
"I thought it was a compliment to tell a girl she looked like Ronda Rousey... I guess I should've left off the ""after she got kicked in the face"" part."
"Feeling sad because my hamster died... Well he's not 'technically' dead yet, but I ran out of food so it's really just a matter of days."
"What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool."