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Joke of the Day
"I nicknamed my urethra, Franklin."
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"Why did Adelle cross the road? To say hello from the other side."
"I realized today why some people spend their lives looking for bigfoot. He doesn't exist."
"An optimist says the glass is half full, a pessimist says the glass is half empty... ... an engineer just points out that the glass is twice as big as it needs to be."
"Interviewer: [looking through file] Are you still disruptive at nap time? Me: Wow, they weren't kidding about that permanent record thing."
"Why did Hitler lose World War II? Because his Reich exceeded his grasp."
"My exercising equipment has a hobby It collects dust"
"What's a Mexican's favorite candy bar? A payday"
"What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? Hog and kisses! "
"My autopsy is going to be surprising as hell because I am 100% filled with mashed potatoes"