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Joke of the Day

"i imagine the people who slaved for years perfecting the google search algorithm would be so mad knowing i mainly use it now for spellcheck"

"I asked my professor how long my paper should be. He said it should be like a woman's skirt... Long enough to cover the subject but short enough to be interesting."

"Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ? He had a bee in his suit of armour !"

"What do you get when you cross pickle & deer? Dildo."

"Nude Descending a Staircase is both my favorite work of art and the most common entry on my criminal records."

"Hired a violent monkey to beat up my enemies. I call him Injurious George."

"mean while, while you were ""Gaming "", i tasted 100 different wines in a cave behind a waterfall and cried into a shaman's arms"

"Woody Allen's version of his life will be his most brilliant fiction."

"Beaver 1: our house has been flooded... Beaver 2: dam"

"Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7? Because 7 was mean. Get it?^Because ^6+7+8 ^^divided ^^by ^^3 ^^equals ^^7"