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Joke of the Day

"i imagine the people who slaved for years perfecting the google search algorithm would be so mad knowing i mainly use it now for spellcheck"

"How are peanut butter and jelly related? They're inbred"

"I was raised half Jewish and half Catholic. When I'd go to confession, I'd say ""Bless me, father, for I have sinned and you know my attorney, Mr.Cohen."""

"What does Pong and WW1 have in common? It's not about strategy, but endurance."

"What did one snowman say the the other? Smells like carrots."

"How does a Welshman find sheep in long grass? Irresistible."

"How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb? zero, because none of them knows how to"

"The ruling that legal papers can now be ""served"" on Facebook is ridiculous. Don't they know the people they're looking for are on twitter?"

"Why did the Chicken cross the playground? To get to the other **SLIDE**."

"Captain Morgan and Cap'n Crunch awkwardly chat at their naval college class reunion."