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Joke of the Day
"I would like to learn more about frequencies But whenever I try to measure it, it only Hertz"
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"Burger King employee: what size [drink] would you like? Me (thinking she said 'side'): fries. BK: What? Me: *more forcefully* fries."
"My favorite part of grocery shopping is rushing home to look at the shopping list on my counter to see what I forgot to buy."
"My friend with dyslexia told me this today A dyslectic man walked into a bra."
"What is white and blue and swings through the jungle? a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket"
"When people say they want to adopt a puppy, I wonder if it's because they can't have puppies of their own."
"I told an Aussie friend I was having trouble rooting my phone He replied, ""Maybe try buying it dinner first, mate. """
"Have you heard about what happened to that biggest sausage party last weekend? Nobody came."
"I sleep better naked Why can't this flight attendant understand that?"
"Your baby looks the same as it did yesterday. Me, commenting on a Facebook picture."