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Joke of the Day

"Burger King employee: what size [drink] would you like? Me (thinking she said 'side'): fries. BK: What? Me: *more forcefully* fries."

"Difference Between Good Girls And Bad Girls Good Girls Open Few Buttons In Hot Atmosphere, But Bad Girls Open All Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot."

"Did you hear that Napoleon broke the Sphinx's nose with a singe shot? It was a one-hit wonder. I'll show myself out."

"A girl phoned me the other day and said, ""Come on over, there's nobody home."" I went over. Nobody was home."

"I went out drinking last Friday and took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before."

"What does a Kentucky girl scream while she is having sex? Get off me Pa, you is crushing my cigarettes!"

"Have you ever heard the one about the dust bunny and the mud pie? Well then sorry, I only tell clean jokes."

"First Executive Order: All pornstars must now be blonde."

"I got arrested while jamming on my guitar.. Apparently, I was fingering A Minor."

"""An unknown plight"" or ""the shortest and worse joke i know"" Pedophiles have trouble fitting in."