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Joke of the Day
"What is white and blue and swings through the jungle? a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket"
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"I wanted to bake a cake from scratch, but I'm out of scratch."
"I used to use alcohol as a crutch at parties Now it's more like Stephen Hawking's computer-chair"
"A man goes to the hospital with 6 plastic horse up his butt. The doctors described his condition as stable."
"What do africans eat for breakfast? A bowl'a cereal"
"What do you call a fight between film actors ? Star wars !"
"I had my wife on all fours last night... As she was telling me to get out from under the bed and fight like a man."
"Can Walmart be a feeling? I think that's how I feel today."
"A lettuce, a tomato and a pumpkin had a race The pumpkin fell down squash. The tomato tried to ketchup, but the lettuce came out ahead"
"I've been getting fewer and fewer new followers but I'll be damned if I'm going to tweet something good just because some people have taste."