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Joke of the Day
"Trump made up his very own word for what he will be in less than 2 years ""Unpresidented"""
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"It's not gay if it's for a Klondike Bar."
"Jesus rose on the third day. He then went over to the men and said... ""Hola, senor! What is my job?"""
"Did you know that a male ejaculates at 27mph? That's why I always get in trouble when I do it in school zones."
"Why don't Muslims fill out online forms? Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah."