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Joke of the Day

"Why don't Muslims fill out online forms? Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah."

"What do you call a pig with no clothes on? Streaky bacon!"

"(Me,after returning from exam) Mom: (Greeting) How was your paper? Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew."

"Why are mountains so funny? Because they're hill areas"

"(bad joke) What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower? A toe-mat-o."

"How to get out of jury duty: When they read the charges, no matter what they are, yell out ""Oh come on. Even I've done THAT!"""

"How to do you find Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints."

"Two submissives sitting in a tree. N O T H I N G"

"I wonder if the Happy Birthday wishes I send out to my Facebook friends would mean the same to them if they knew that I was sitting on the toilet."

"I think 90% of the software on my computer doesn't do anything except send me notices that there's a new version of itself."