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Joke of the Day

"Jesus rose on the third day. He then went over to the men and said... ""Hola, senor! What is my job?"""

"Trump: ""I'm going to make sure we let in less immigrants."" Pence: ""Fewer!"" Trump: ""Shhh, don't call me that yet."""

"How does Moses make tea He brews it.."

"What's brown and sits on a piano bench? Beethoven's Last Movement."

"What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber!"

"What did one asbestos tile say to the other asbestos tile? Your my asbestos friend"

"Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies? A: In his sleevies!"

"Even though the country is called Iceland, its winters are actually quite mild. Guess they should have called it Chile"

"How does a Russian bomb explode? Kaboomshki"

"So I'm Calling random stores & saying ""Hey It's Michael, Screw you guys, I quit!"".... There's got to be a Michael at one of these places..."