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Joke of the Day

"I farted in front of my Jewish friend... He glared at me. I said, ""What? A little gas never killed anyone !"""

"It seems like every kid wants to be Spider-man or Batman now-a-days. They must have terrible parents if they all want to be orphans."

"Folks, I've thought of a way to save 2016: James Corden and a bus full of celebs singing We Are The World, then the bus goes over a cliff"

"miscarriages You know what they say about women who've had miscarriages. They lose their inner child."

"What do you call a group of famous people? Constellation."

"I've not smoked weed in two year, during that time I've completed sooooo much ...................... drunk"

"Why does lanolin oil smell exactly like cow semen? don't ask me!"

"Justin Biebers music saved my life I was in a coma after a bad car accident and the nurse decided to start playing some Justin bieber... I woke up and turned that shit off."

"Take my daughter once, shame on you. Take her twice, shame on me. Take her 3 times, and you're ruining the franchise."

"I want to leave this world the way I entered it ... With a woman desperately trying to get me out of her vagina."