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Joke of the Day

"I've not smoked weed in two year, during that time I've completed sooooo much ...................... drunk"

"What did the blonde medical student die from? An aneurysm."

"No thanks, doctor's office that used to be a house."

"Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field."

"Technically, ears can be ""Love Handles"" too."

"Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino? He was caught counting carbs."

"If you want to feel rich, just count the things you have that money can't buy."

"Why did the cheese go to the museum? To get cultured"

"I put off things I don't want to do until tomorrow because a small part of me is like ""Well maybe I'll be dead by then"""

"Whenever I see a car with an ""Italia"" bumper sticker on it, I always write ""Gen"" in front of it because I'm an adult."