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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of famous people? Constellation."
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"I just met a girl with 12 nipples... Sounds pretty freaky, *dozen tit.*"
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"I was discredited as a paleontologist when my discovery of a new dinosaur species turned out to be the skeleton of Clifford the big red dog"
"Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning? A: So they have something to do in the afternoon."
"The high today is only 37 and the low is when I ate an entire sleeve of Chips Ahoy before 10am."