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Joke of the Day
"What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over? Cry me a peninsula."
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"What do you calll a woman that people sit on ? Cher !"
"How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS? They always take things the wrong way."
"What do you call a pachyderm that has nothing to do with the situation? Irrelelephant. *...I'll show myself out*"
"They offer an Islamic studies course at my university. *I hear it's a blast!*"
"What lurks in the dark, has wings and sucks blood? The new Always Ultra."
"Apparently a guy named George Martin leaked all the main plot points of the next season of Game of Thrones in some books he published. Jerk."
"Walked in for bread, walked out with 6 bottles of wine. Now we're having communion for dinner."
"What's the difference between a fridge and a gay man? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."
"A feminist and a fascist walks into a bar She orders a glass of wine"