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Joke of the Day
"A feminist and a fascist walks into a bar She orders a glass of wine"
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"My wife told me I don't have to wear a condom anymore.. Now I only have to wear one when we're having sex"
"Have you heard about these new Oak woord, gold-finished coffins? Apparently they're to die for."
"Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible? Because torque is cheap"
"If you have 4 pencils and 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof? Purple. Because aliens don't wear hats."
"The difference between Christian wives and Jewish wives? Christian wives have fake jewelry and real orgasms."
"Why was the burrito embarrassed? It saw the salad dressing."
"What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym? ...Mussolini"
"If cops used t-shirt guns instead of handguns they wouldn't even need to tell criminals to put their hands up."
"Cat Cousins (OC) Did you hear about that bobcat who found his long lost cousin? He followed lynx in his family."