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Joke of the Day
"How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS? They always take things the wrong way."
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"Never refer to a woman as a bitch. Instead, refer to her as beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful."
"What do you call a ghost who had a sex change? TRANSparent"
"On the the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me.. Nothing. I don't have a girlfriend."
"Be nice to bacteria... they're the only culture some people have."
"Have you heard Adrian peterson used to play baseball? He might play for the twins this year. Apparently he is a switch hitter."
"Where does a pirate go on vacation? Arrrrrland."
"When a woman has tissues at her bedside, she has a cold. When a man has tissues at his bedside, he may have a cold."
"When a 230 lb man yells from the shower for a towel, but you hand him a face cloth, he won't find it nearly as funny as you do."
"Me and my German girlfriend like to rate our sex on a one to ten scale while having sex. So last night we were having sex and we tried anal. The whole time she was yelling out nine!"