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Joke of the Day

"A 4th grade kid walks into the kitchen Kid: Mom I have the biggest penis in class. Is it because I'm black? Mom: No its because you're 17."

"What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool? Beethoven's last movement."

"Lois Lane would probably be terrible at picking out the right suspect in a Police lineup."

"Her: I bet you forgot it. Him: I have a photographic memory. [shakes violently] Her: ? Him: Sorry, it's a Polaroid. Is it Becky? Her: NO"

"[NSFW] What do you get when turn three blondes upside down? Two brunettes and a red-head."

"*pulls away from kissing* JUDGE: That was unexpected and kind of nice, but you're still guilty."

"""Moooooooo"" - bilingual donkey"

"It must be really expensive to be in a lesbian relationship, they eat out all the time."

"What's the difference between a smoker and a crossfitter? Most smokers know and acknowledge the fact that they're slowly killing themsleves."

"Whoever invented the knock knock joke.. Should get a no-bell prize"