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Joke of the Day

"*pulls away from kissing* JUDGE: That was unexpected and kind of nice, but you're still guilty."

"What do you call a vegan who cheats on their diet with human flesh? A humanitarian"

"What do you call a Latino on a trick bike? A BMXican."

"The vast majority of spider couples met on the web."

"Shouldn't octopus apendages be called eightacles?"

"""I'd tap that."" - Morse code operatives flirting."

"I would like to make a pun about philosophy,... ...but I Kant."

"How do they package bread at the bakery? They baguette."

"Yo mama is so ugly She makes onions cry"

"Back to the future too many times Scientists have recently discovered a direct link between time travel and Parkinson's disease."