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Joke of the Day

"I've got a good one, but make sure you're indoors before you read it. It's an inside joke."

"Being misunderstood is an art and apparently I should open a gallery."

"do you think the guy who designed hand grenades really hated pineapples, or really loved them?"

"If you're a woman and you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it."

"Well, well, well, if it isn't the person whose name I've forgotten."

"I just saw two really large spiders dancing to some 1980s music. I think they were Duran Durantulas."

"Why is my ass good. Because I poop out of it and pick up average household items with it"

"What sexual position creates the ugliest kids? I dunno, ask your mom."

"I know why Hogwarts doesn't have math class. They have a magical device for it. It's called a calculator."

"What's the most sensitive part of your body after you masturbate? Your sense of guilt"