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Joke of the Day
"Why is my ass good. Because I poop out of it and pick up average household items with it"
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"Your wife is knocking at the back door to come inside and your dog is barking at the front. Which one do you let in the house first? The dog, because when the dog gets in the house it stops bitching."
"Air resistance Is a jerk"
"You know what they say about assumptions, right? They say that they are generally wrong."
"What do you get when you mix a rhetorical question and a joke?"
"If your name is Paul... (If you beat somebody in any way). Are you a flower? CAUSE YOU JUST GOT PAULINATED!"
"How do you clear out a synagogue call the irs"
"I wanted to tell you a joke about my favourite Michael Jackson album but it's Bad"
"When I see Scary Spice now I can't help but think our fear threshold was much lower in the mid-90s"
"Your first follower has given you away, parody account."