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Joke of the Day

"What sexual position creates the ugliest kids? I dunno, ask your mom."

"They say insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result. This is my 56th time posting this joke."

"What was Trump's reaction to the petition for him to release his tax returns Not my precedent"

"How can you tell when a woman has an orgasm? Who cares?"

"Watched golf for two hours before realizing that the TV was off."

"Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch? It's made from scratch ^*NB ^OP ^is ^heckle-proof*"

"My mom called and gave me the weekly weather report. I can't wait to do this to my kids."

"What's the difference between Canadians and Americans? 100 pounds."

"So a realtor is passing out information for a house as potential buyers are walking in at an Open House A guy says ""Hey, can I see one of those pamphlets?"" The realtor says ""Brochure"""

"North Korea is becoming like that annoying person that always threatens to close their Twitter account from lack of attention."