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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop an alien invasion? You build a wall."
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"What is the Cuban national anthem? ''Row Your Boat!''"
"What do you call it when you use your debit card to pay to have sex with a MtF illegal immigrant Paperless trans action"
"Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?"
"How many more spills do you think parents in paper towel commercials can take before they just push one of those kids down the stairs?"
"GOOD COP: He won't talk except in sign language BAD COP: I just cut off his left hand BAD PUN COP: He still has the right to remain silent"
"Funny one liners - 2016 Tell me short funny one liners. Just humor, nothing else."
"I've been writing a joke about the whites, blacks and asians... But it's a bit racey."
"Did you hear about the butcher who sat on his bacon slicer? He got a little behind in his deliveries."
"Why have they created sweet tampons? for sour puss(ys)"