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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when you use your debit card to pay to have sex with a MtF illegal immigrant Paperless trans action"

"If you feed me & have the heat on high, I will fall asleep on you. So to have a much more interesting date with me keep me hungry and cold"

"I like how all these people are acting like they've never seen a naked 37 year old man fight 3 security guards at a mall food court before."

"Baby, give me that couch.. .. cause I need some sectional healing!"

"I'd tell you guys a Casey Anthony joke.. But my mother would kill me."

"I'm at my most Liam Neeson when my food is missing from the employee fridge."

"Your favorite Anti joke... go for those who don't know [anti joke Definition](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Anti-Joke)"

"Dear America Would you please take the 's' off the word 'legos' and put it back on the word 'math' where it belongs. Many thanks England"

"Sleeping Beauty is my favorite story about how any sweet princess will activate her fire breathing dragon if you wake her up from a nap."

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