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Joke of the Day
"How does Moses get his coffee? He buys it from Starbucks..."
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"*quietly tries to open a bag of chips while son walks around looking for his bag of chips*"
"I hear Tarantino's next movie is about a Sichuan restaurant... It's called ""the heatful eat"""
"What do you call a female mushroom who happens to be a killjoy? antifungal"
"That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is ""act natural, you're innocent""."
"By the power vested in me by my credit card, I now pronounce you my new fluffy hat. You may now hug my head."
"On the one hand, when I masturbate, I feel like I'm cheating on my wife... ...but on the other hand, I don't."
"Sister won't let me eat her out I'm bringing this bullshit up to Father Tim at Sunday Mass."
"What do you call 2 lambs dating? A relationSHEEP."
"Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see."""