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Joke of the Day

"Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court? It was charged with a salt."

"HH The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza place.. ..and says ""Please make me one with everything"""

"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you've got 5 more rounds in the chamber. You'll get that moon eventually. He'll pay for what he did."

"All these people on FB posting pics of their kids makes feel so blessed...I don't have ugly children."

"My grandpa died in Auschwitz He fell down from the watchtower."

"Can someone explain to me why I agreed to go camping this weekend? I'm pretty sure tents don't have wifi and I will most likely die."

"If I could have been any Monarch in history I would have been George the 6th But with asthma. That way I could introduce myself by saying I'm King George... and Wheezy."

"Fisherman: What are you fishing for sonny? Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms."

"The white Xbox One S was just announced. Of course it's 40% smaller than the black one."

"Ever wondered why is being gay a sin? It's simple. We all know 69 as a sex position. Satan's own number is 666. Now think about gays, and 666 as a sex position."