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Joke of the Day

"poetic injustice ITS ALWAYS BEEN A LIFELONG WISH TO MAKE LOVE TO A CONTORTIONIST AFTER YEARS OF PLAYING ALL THE ANGLES IT LOOKS LIKE I'LL NEVER BE ENTANGLED"

"All the guys in working out photos look like they're straining or in pain, but there's lots of pictures of me with cake and I look happy."

"Few people talk about Hitler's other known book about war games, Mein Sweeper."

"I was hanging out with some lesbians... Yes, I do have a penis. But don't worry, I won't hold it against you."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? For attention"

"What starts with ""W"" and ends with ""ife""? Nevermind, this riddle is too easy."

"My son laughed at a ceiling fan for 45 minutes in case any studio execs are wondering how to reach his demographic."

"What do you call Batman when he skips Church? Christian Bale."

"What's worse than a cardboard box? Paper tits."

"BMW tried to make an amphibious vehicle... Mercedes and BMW started selling amphibious vehicles. Soon, however, BMW was forced to stop selling them, as their customer's kept getting the Benz."