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Joke of the Day
"what did the mod say when he used the bathroom? ""log out"""
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"Michael Jackson has left behind has been so influential... ...but I think more than any other artist, his legacy has been influenced by his coloured past."
"Useless trying to undo a mistake. Focus your efforts on new ones."
"Waiter: how would you like your steak? Me: rare [later] Waiter: *brings steak with a 1st edition Charizard on it* Me: *tearing up* perfect"
"I like to watch fat people walk while a tuba plays in my mind."
"What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert? ""My chestnuts are roasting"""
"Who did the dyslexic devil worshipper sell his soul to? Santa"
"How many dyslexics does it change to take a light bulb?"
"Why was 8 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender"
"Last autumn, a nice flower salesmen sold me some poppies in some cool cylinders. Oh boy! Two more months and here I come, fall opiate tubes!"