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Joke of the Day
"what did the mod say when he used the bathroom? ""log out"""
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"What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There was 20 of them"
"*puts on headphones *cranks ""Eye of the Tiger"" *downs energy drink *laces up Nikes *runs out into 13 weather *runs back inside *Naps"
"Yo you guys ever try hanging out with people you like who also like you? Shit's dank af"
"Love every corner They said you will find love in every corner. I must say my life is in a circle"
"So apparently Justin Timberlake is going to write a song for all the people that have been devastated by the crisis in Ukraine. It's going to be called 'Crimea River'."
"Hillary Clinton... [DELETED]"
"NutFlick and Chill"
"Did you hear Ellen DeGeneres drowned? They found her face down in Rikki Lake"
"What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator? A con descending."