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Joke of the Day

"Why is the number 6 always angry? Because 789"

"How can you tell ignorance from indifference? I don't know and I don't care."

"Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To reach the bottom. As told by my 5 y/o cousin."

"tell me your jokes"

"Did you know 50% of Asians in America have cataracts? The other half drive Lincolns"

"So I'm opening a seafood restaurant... ...and my signature dish will be eel in a light Japanese batter. It will be called ""O Tempura! O Morays!"""

"Why was the German woman freaking out? Because she was late."

"The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone has stolen every lamp in his house."

"What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea? I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face."

"What do you call three brothers taking acid together? Triplets"