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Joke of the Day
"Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car? To cut the corners!"
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"Dead baby joke What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe? I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time"
"What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate? Dont leave me hangin' bro"
"I accidentally fell off a 50-foot ladder but good thing I was only on the 3rd step"
"What secret society do strippers work for? The Illuminaughty."
"6 said he isn't sleeping in his room cause the tooth fairy sounds creepy but he left the tooth cuz he needs the money. -No DNA test needed"
"Fcuk you Adobe! I spend more time downloading Adobe updates than i've ever spent using Adobe."
"Confucious he say... Man who walk before car gets tired, man who walk behind car gets exhausted"
"Why don't black people like tylenol? Because its white and it works."
"What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes back from the camp."