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Joke of the Day

"A hyena walks up to the check in counter in an airport... ... and throws a rotting gazelle onto the desk. The counter person shouts ""what is this?"" and the hyena says ""it's my carrion""."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side, of course!"

"AMA character from the Universal Studios Harry Potter world Really! I'm Sirius!"

"Single bells, single bells,single all the way oh what fun it is to see couples fight all day hey!"

"What do Japanese people do when they have erections? Vote!"

"Why are black people good at basketball? Because it's all about shooting and stealing."

"Egyptian alcoholics are the hardest to talk to..... They are always in denial."

"My internet was down for almost 4 mins, I'm ok but the 911 operator was a total b**ch about it!"

"My sex life is like the internet. Full of lies"

"I have a thing for women with dark hair and dark eyes, and that thing is called a penis."