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Joke of the Day
"Eleven Years ago Greece won Euro 2004 Today, Greece would be happy with 2004 Euros."
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"Two avocados were crossing the road... .. One got hit by a truck so the other one said: Come on, guacamole, catch up!"
"I have a friend who won't admit that he dresses up as Santa every year. He's pretty deep in the Clauset."
"What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Halloumi"
"Bernie Sanders only has one night stands It's totally not his choice, but women tend not to call back once they still Feel The Bern the next morning."
"Trump may not fulfill all of his campaign promises... ...but he sure is making Saturday Night Live great again."
"You're on your deathbed. You gather the strength to utter your last words ""Boxers with pockets,"" you say. ""You'll never have to wear pants."""
"I like my coffee like i like my men... not inside me."
"I just quit my job, I couldn't work for my boss after what he said to me He told me that I was fired"
"How do people in the movies dig 6-foot deep graves with a shovel? I got tired digging a hole to plant a bush"