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Joke of the Day
"What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Halloumi"
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"FIRST TIME SEX My 1st time having sex. I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She: ""What are you doing?"" Me: ""I've seen this on YouPorn, it's called Buffering."
"Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!"
"What happens if an axe falls on your car? You have an ax-i-dent (accident)."
"Did it Hurt When You Fell From Heaven Straight Into Hell?"
"What do you call a psychic dwarf running from the law? A small medium at large"
"I just poured myself some iced tea. I could have sworn I heard one of the beers in my fridge whisper ""What the F*ck!?"""
"Why didn't the elephant eat the banana?"
"YES! The receipts at CVS are very long. We know, they know, everybody knows!"
"A Brief History of Our Times: As televisions became flatter, people became rounder."