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Joke of the Day

"You're on your deathbed. You gather the strength to utter your last words ""Boxers with pockets,"" you say. ""You'll never have to wear pants."""

"""How fast can you hack into the system!?"" ""20-25 minutes."" ""You've got 10 minutes!"" ""Okay, well then I can't."" - real life spy dialogues"

"Question AND Answar Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."

"I just broke up with my girlfriend. It's okay though she said we could still be cousins!"

"Need something witty to say after i pee in a cup... Tomorrow is drug test day... Not sure this is actually the right sub for this but watevs."

"I'm gonna open a bar and call it ""Moderation."""

"Me: Anyone else get the feeling their being watched? ... CIA: They're*"

"Telephone Problems by Ron Number"

"best joke When my three-year-old was told to pee in a cup at the doctor's office, he unexpectedly got nervous. With a shaking voice, he asked, ""Do I have to drink it"

"Last weekend I went to shooting practice, when I was done I needed a ride so I called up my buddy and asked if he could pick me up, he said sure where u at Then I said, the pre school"