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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like i like my men... not inside me."
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"Why is unprotected ear sex unsafe? You can get hearing aids."
"You won't believe how these like-minded high schoolers are luring new student victims! Clique Bait"
"Two men walk into a bar.. The first man says I'll have an H20 The second man says I'll have an H20 too, the second man dies."
"I heard it said that one in every three people will cheat in a relationship. I just can't tell if it's my wife or my girlfriend."
"Finally got this fire hydrant open, but there was like, the opposite of fire inside"
"What do you call a bag of tiny crosses? Jesus Pieces."
"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl going the bathroom? Because the P is silent."
"What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!"
"Just ordered a chicken and and an egg off ebay... Will let you know the results soon."