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Joke of the Day

"Girl: ""Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"" Guy: ""Both, now get in the van."""

"Professor, please tell us about discrete physical values in quantum mechanics. Sure, one moment."

"What is the square root of 69? Eight something. Get it?"

"Want to hear a funny joke? Women's rights."

"Hear about the Hell's Angels biker who's a baker? he's bad to the scone"

"Why did Vader deceive everyone about his love affair with the Emperor? Because he was in Sidious."

"Me: You put the ""cow"" in ""coworker"" Her: Excuse me?? Me: It's a joke format. Her: I'm telling HR.. Me: Ok but I doubt they'll get it either."

"Two jews walk into a bar Jk lol I'm a Fukien nazi"

"My wife asked me to stop singing Oasis songs. I said maybe."

"""Well, my chocolate is so good I could sell it in an obnoxious prism shape."" Bob Toblerone to rival chocolate manufacturer."