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Joke of the Day

"Girl: ""Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"" Guy: ""Both, now get in the van."""

"I'm thinking about joining a sports team just so I can get my butt slapped."

"explosion Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere."

"what happened to the cow when it jumped over the barbed wire fence? Udder destruction!"

"The older Cameron Diaz gets, the more she and Mickey Rourke look like brothers."

"I like my women how I like my cake. White, thick, moist, and in my mouth."

"What did one asshole say to the other? I don't know, you haven't said anything yet"

"My cousin was hospitalized for 3 months after a freak accident at a spaghetti factory.. Unfortunately, he pasta way"

"I'm not surprised the Seahawks chose to pass... Lynch was only there so he wouldn't get fined."

"I don't have an inner child. I have an inner old person who wants everyone to shut up."