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Joke of the Day

"Me: You put the ""cow"" in ""coworker"" Her: Excuse me?? Me: It's a joke format. Her: I'm telling HR.. Me: Ok but I doubt they'll get it either."

"New years eve one of the only days when it is socially acceptable to start drinking this early."

"A Higgs boson walks into a church... The priest says, ""We don't allow Higgs bosons in here."" The Higgs boson replies, ""But without me, how can you have mass?"""

"Why do lesbians prefer going to Sports Authority? They don't like Dicks..."

"Me: You need to eat vegetables instead of candy if you want to be tall. 4-year-old: I'll just be small and happy."

"What do the alphabet A and a flower have in common? B comes after both."

"Reddit is really a Green Community, considering that the joke's on you."

"An old lady in front of me dropped a $20 note, so I asked myself, ""what would Jesus do?"" So I turned it into wine. I bought wine."

"Been married so long it's almost like a first date. Husband is always wondering if he's even gonna make it to 1st base."

"Sixteen sodiums walk into a bar... ...followed by Batman."