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Joke of the Day
"Two jews walk into a bar Jk lol I'm a Fukien nazi"
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"Never underestimate the power of a woman's INTUITION. Some women can recognize game before you even play it."
"I'm ambivalent about Mongolian literature. It has its prose and Khans."
"Did you hear about the mathematician who hated negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them."
"A woman came in for a job interview wearing an abacus on her head. I hired her right on the spot. It's so hard to find employees who you can count on."
"Comedy Club I sent a comedy club my resume. They looked at it for a second, and laughed their asses off. I thought it was a good sign. I never heard back. Now I work in Corporate America."
"What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert? San Diego ^^San-dee-eygo ^^^^sandee-eygo ^^^^^sandy-eggo ^^^^^i'll ^^^^let^^^^myself^^^^out"
"My girlfriend was upset when I brought home a vibrator... it rubbed her the wrong way."
"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair..."
"Heard about the gay author? His new book will be coming out soon."